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Ranking of the 50 States
10/5/2020
I am going to rank the 50 states from my least favorite to my favorite. I have no reason to write this list other than I just feel like it. Yes, it is going to be bias, but I am going to do it as kindly as possible. If you rather read a very crude and obnoxious list, read this article from my brother instead. Remember this is all in good fun.
50. Iowa
Honestly, what is there? I can’t even think of one attraction worth going to.
49. Nebraska
Corn, wheat, flatness. No thank you.
48. Kansas
The only reason Kansas is ranked above Nebraska is the mere fact I can pretend, “There is no place like home,” while clicking my heels together like in the Wizard of Oz. But, I’ve never felt like doing that, so that’s why Kansas is 48.
47. Mississippi
It is 2020 and they just rid of the Confederate flag in their state flag. Live in the past much, Mississippi?
46. Alabama
More like Sweet No, Alabama, I’m not going there.
