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I Rank the Barstool Employees That I Know Based On My Limited Knowledge of the Company

Lauren Barrett Writes
5 min readJun 7, 2021

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I hadn’t heard of Barstool until my brother started working there. Then, I became a fan. Kind of. I’ve only mostly watched and read the things he is part of, so that’s why there are not a lot of females on this list. He apparently doesn’t know how to talk to women according to his coworkers.

I also like ranking things and since one of the radio shows he is on enjoys to rank things as well, I thought I would rank my top #25 favorite Barstool employees based on the limited knowledge I have of them and the company.

My rankings have nothing to do with who necessarily is the funniest, but more so their overall character and attitude as a person from my few or many encounters with them. And because I have limited knowledge, I am not getting into an in-depth analysis of each person.

Just enjoy the list for what it is — a list.

Oh, and P.S. try to figure out who my brother is based on this list.

#25 (tie) Zah

I watched him on Surviving Barstool. That’s the first time I learned who he is. Seems pretty cool.

#25 (tie) Kelly Keegs

I have only seen her on Surviving Barstool as well. She, too, seemed pretty cool.

#24 Dana Beers

Apparently, he put his bed out on his balcony for a few days and thought that was pretty awesome. I love people who think simple things are awesome, so here you are at #24, Mr. Beers.

#23 Glenny Balls

He seems like an overall happy guy.

#22 Mackenzie Lozano

I am not even sure if she works for Barstool or is just a major fan, but she couldn’t name a single country once. I was so impressed that I put her in my Top 25.

#21 Feitelberg

Wow! I have very little knowledge of this guy, but he seems so happy. He laughs at everything! I would love to hire him to follow me around and just laugh on command.

#20 Troopz

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